Weed strain names: the weird, the wacky, and the wonderful. You might be wondering why so many strains of cannabis get such ridiculous nomenclature.
It’s simple: it’s all branding, baby! The funniest weed strain names give our best buds their edge.
Tell me: what hits harder?
- Lemon-Hoffman Hybrid F1
- 💥🥵 Sex Grenade 🥵💥
I know which flavor bomb I’d rather jump on!
So look, I can bore you with the soft sciences. The art of marketing different weed strain names across black, grey, and white markets. Or how puritanic American legal frameworks handle the distribution of products that have been circulating as “MILF Nipples” for twenty-odd years. (That’s a rabbit-hole!)
But let’s be real — you’re here for straight shit-talk. All madness, no method, and just the funniest names for weed strains that some cooked commando ever conjured up in their grow lab…
Roll up, canna-rats. Let the memes begin.
16 Funniest Names for Different Weed Strains: Let the High-Larity Ensue!
The beauty of any crazy strain of weed is that anyone can name it anything they choose. Our community doesn’t do pretentious naming committees and regulatory oversight: just dank memes and danker smoke.
Any weed you breed is yours to name. If it’s easy bud to grow at home by yourself, gains some momentum, and starts being whispered on the lips of stoners worldwide, it will spread. So put your Prof cap and start splicing your own super-skunk! Send us some of YOUR weirdest weed strain names.
Until then, here are 16 funny strain names that really do exist. And, yeah, you really should try them.
1. Alaskan Thunder Fuck
- Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
- THC Content: 18–22%
- Effects: Euphoric / Uplifted / Energized
Before the culture had strain apps and terp charts, it had Alaskan Thunder Fuck. Hailing from Alaska’s Matanuska Valley, this pre-dispensary powerbomb was the whispered legend of early stoner folklore, holding legacy status as one of the OG “mess-you-up” strains. It’s a frost-kissed beast built on brute strength and calibrated for the chaos.
As you might expect, ATF (as it gets rebranded to in cuss-free dispensary settings) hits like a runaway moose with a bong! The aroma blends skunky diesel with hints of pine and spice, backed by a classic sativa high: euphoric, buzzy, and weirdly functional for day-to-day chores, provided they don’t include neurosurgery. It’s also quite resin-heavy and great for making concentrates.
Does it love you like Santa would? No, he’s known to be big on aftercare and words of affirmation. But, if I’m writing about the funniest weed names, I can’t leave a strain off the list that’s notorious for taking an entire generation’s neural soup and mind-fucking it sideways right through Sunday School.
2. Unicorn Poop
- Type: Balanced Hybrid
- THC Content: 20–24%
- Effects: Euphoric / Giggly / Relaxed
A strain name like Unicorn Poop sounds like something a miniature gremlin dreamed up after downing too much cordial at their cousin’s b’day party. But despite the lack of refinement, this sparkly hybrid delivers! Bred from GMO and Sophisticated Lady (yes, really), it’s known for psychedelic coloring, glistening trichomes, and a mood-killing stench not suitable for seductive atmospheres.
You can expect a weirdly delightful blend of funk and fruit from Unicorn Poop — as if someone smoked a fruit salad out of a gym sock. The high leans sociable and floaty, great for laughter, weird ideas, and not moving much at all.
I wouldn’t really call it Netflix and Chill-friendly. Not unless you want to keep explaining that the noise was the couch and the smell is the weed. But don’t let the whimsy fool you either…
This glittery turd will knock the sparkle right into your frontal lobe.
3. Puff Puff Pass Out
- Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
- THC Content: 22–26%
- Effects: Sedated / Heavy / Couch-locked
Puff Puff Pass Out takes the sacred stoner rite of proper weed etiquette and throws your ass out of the rotation entirely. Taking the mnemonic of indica strains literally (i.e., “in-da-couch”), this heavy-hitter weed earned its silly strain name by leaving seasoned smokers facedown in their beanbags across the country.
With THC levels regularly pushing into the mid-20s, Puff Puff Pass Out leans into full-body sedation over cerebral chaos. You’ll get earthy, herbal flavors with a sweet back-end and a rapid onset. Strains like this often end up in bedtime blends or edibles because they hit hard, fast, and leave no survivors.
It’s perfect for obliterating your evening plans, or forgetting you even had any! Just remember to keep the circle going. (Unless it ends up as a one-puff-and-pass-out sorta night.)
4. Bob Saget OG
- Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
- THC Content: 19–23%
- Effects: Uplifted / Creative / Talkative
Forget funny strain names — let’s just talk straight funny! Bob Saget OG is the stoner equivalent of a clean-cut dad telling a filthy joke: wholesome on the surface, but with a sneaky chaos submerged beneath. Much like its namesake, this strain surprises people with a bite that its brand-friendly name doesn’t betray.
Bob Saget offers a smooth, mental buzz; it gets the conversation going WITHOUT melting your face off. The terp profile leans citrusy and fresh, with enough functional clarity to keep you upright while you try to remember what you were saying before the sneeze interrupted you.
It’s the perfect smoke for cracking wise, riffing hard, and holding it together! (Unlike its chaotic cousin below.)
5. Charlie Sheen
- Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
- THC Content: 20–24%
- Effects: Euphoric / Relaxed / Spacey
If Bob Saget OG is the friend who gets high and hosts trivia night, Charlie Sheen is the one who disappears into the couch while demanding the trivia questions be about fabricated moon landings and the controlled demolition of the World Trade Center. Named during the peak of the tabloid madness, this indica-dominant hybrid, surprisingly (given its title), brings less coke-fuelled madness and more stoney entropy with a grin to the table.
It’s a cross of Green Crack, OG Kush, and Blue Dream. However, in impact, it’s not dissimilar to the effects of White Widow, offering an energizing high that tapers into relaxation. But unsurprisingly (given its title), Charlie Sheen hits in waves: a manic burst of laughter and creativity into a harder come-down of sedation. As such, it’s more of an evening-exclusive strain than White Widow.
So no, this strain doesn’t take you on a journey. But it does kidnap you, spikes the punch, and drops you off in a hot tub full of glitter. And let’s be real!
Sometimes, that’s exactly how you want your Friday Night to go down.
6. Crouching Tiger Hidden Alien
- Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
- THC Content: 20–25%
- Effects: Relaxed / Euphoric / Zoned Out
If Charlie Sheen is tiger blood personified, then Crouching Tiger Hidden Alien is what happens when that jungle cat joins a galactic dojo and starts training with the reptillians. Despite this weed strain’s insane name sounding like a late-night Adult Swim parody, this bud’s got some real artistry behind it.
With lineage tracing back to Tiger’s Milk and Starfighter, it blends earthy, floral notes with a tranquilizing high. It moves through the body like a slow, cosmic roundhouse kick that leaves you wondering if the foot was just a quantum hallucination. You can expect waves of euphoria followed by full-bodied sedation, ideal for zoning out and becoming one with your blanket.
Float like a tiger, disappear like an alien., shine on like a crazy diamond.
7. Green Crack
- Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
- THC Content: 17–23%
- Effects: Energized / Focused / Uplifted
It didn’t start as Green Crack. Originally, this bright and buzzy sativa went by the far less transgressive name Cush. But after Snoop Dogg smoked it and dubbed it Green Crack, because of how wired and energized it made him, the name stuck like fresh grind to a piece of salami. (Yes, an ex once slapped salami in my weed — there’s a reason we’re exes.)
Despite sounding like something you’d buy in a back alley from a dude named Chef Ramsey with knock-off Oakleys and a fanny pack slung across his chest, the Green Crack weed strain receives consistently beloved reviews for its clean, cerebral high. It’s great for daytime focus and creative sprints, as well as fighting off the afternoon doom spiral. Citrusy, sharp, and very unlikely to put you on your ass.
It might not be the funniest or even the most outrageous strain name for weed, but it is offensive! (Just try telling your mom that you’re smoking a bit of Green Crack to take the edge off.) Plus, with a pedigree like that, I simply couldn’t not include it.
8. Purple Monkey Balls
- Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
- THC Content: 18–22%
- Effects: Sleepy / Happy / Body High
Back in the early 2000s, if your dealer handed you a bag labeled Purple Monkey Balls, you knew two things:
- 1. It was probably real weed…
- 2. And you were about to get very dumb, very fast.
The Purple Monkey Balls strain, despite the weed’s ridiculous name, is an undeniable classic. The strain likely emerged from Northern California growers with a strong finger on the pulse of stoner branding and an even stronger one on indica genetics.
A rumored cross of Granddaddy Purple and Afghan Kush, it brings deep purple hues, earthy berry flavors, and a body-heavy high that settles into your bones with giggles and a passion for sofa cushions. The name may be chaos, but the effects are pure cuddle-mode.
9. Bruce Banner
- Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
- THC Content: 22–29%
- Effects: Euphoric / Creative / Energized
Look, I can’t pretend it’s the funniest or even weirdest weed strain name out there. But the elegance of this pop culture reference is so tight that it stands as one of my faves.
Named after the mild-mannered scientist with pathological rage issues, Bruce Banner hides its power behind a chill exterior… until it absolutely does not. The green beast may come on gentle, but it’s packing THC levels that can clobber a solid 29% While not necessarily one of the highest THC weed options these days (with several contemporary strains exceeding 30% with ease), it’s still got more than enough juice to uppercut you into orbit.
The lift is fast and euphoric, with a clear-headed rush that’s ideal for creative focus or loudly overexplaining movie plot holes (like the Hulk’s power-scaling). The flavors lean toward sweet diesel and berry, with the floral aromas still keeping smells manageable.
It’s a rare heavy-hitter that won’t funk up your entire house or backpack. Just don’t expect the same olfactory courtesy from what’s coming next…
10. Cat Piss
- Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
- THC Content: 16–20%
- Effects: Uplifted / Creative / Mentally Stimulated
Subtle? No. But effective in all its rancid, ammonia-esque, sulfur-y goodness? Annoyingly so.
Cat Piss is exactly what it sounds like: your housemate not emptying their cat’s litterbox for the fourth fucking day in a row. (Unprocessed relational trauma leakage #2!) This notorious phenotype of Super Silver Haze gained infamy for its aroma that genuinely carries scents of cat piss and a high that has no right being this good for day-smokers.
It’s electric and mentally stimulating, making it a solid choice for day-to-day chores or even cerebral or creative work at controlled doses. You can expect sharp citrus, sour ammonia, and enough fuel to start rethinking the feng shui of your entire apartment.
So, no, it isn’t just an inappropriate weed strain name. If you can get past the nose, the buzz is pure gold! Just be careful where you light up.
11. Moby Dick
- Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
- THC Content: 20–27%
- Effects: Uplifted / Creative / Intense
Conversely, while not heavily marketed as one of the top low-odor weed strains, Moby Dick hits the nostrils way softer with its citrus-floral-eucalyptus profile. Named after literature’s most iconic allegory for complete and total existential self-annihilation, Moby Dick is less about subtle symbolism and more about high-stakes psychological fury. (Which, admittedly, still tracks.)
This sativa-dominant hybrid, bred from Haze and White Widow, hits like a philosophical harpoon through your prefrontal cortex. The high is intense and long-lasting — creative for some, overwhelming for others. Moby Dick is best enjoyed when you’ve got a clear schedule and an even clearer begrudging agreement with the void (or just a mad workout planned).
Smoke this one when you’re ready to chase something enormous and unknowable through a yearning ocean of meaninglessness — and maybe take your friends down with you.
12. Cheesy Dick
- Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
- THC Content: 16–20%
- Effects: Relaxed / Sleepy / Euphoric
And swinging back from high-brow metaphors for the obsessive, monomanical pursuit of meaning, we have Cheesy Dick. It’s a crass but funny strain name that sounds like a reason to see your doctor, not to get high! …But here we are.
This British-born strain is the unholy lovechild of Cheese and Moby Dick, which means, yes, technically Cheesy Dick is Moby Dick’s weird little stoner son. (Who said, “Screw you, Dad, and scholarly success. I want to be a Dorito-munching deadbeat!”)
The aroma is all funk: sharp cheese, damp earth, and a whisper of missed expiry dates. The effects are classically indica — mellow, sleepy, and deeply relaxing. It’s best suited for night smokes and ‘total unwind, no emails allowed’ sorta days.
Don’t be fooled! You’ll have a good time getting Cheesy Dick in ya. This weed proves that all the za strain names really are just… suggestions.
13. Barrack O’Bubba
- Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
- THC Content: 20–23%
- Effects: Relaxed / Giggly / Sleepy
A presidential pun strain? Yes we can(nabis). Barrack O’Bubba is a couch-melting indica that mixes political parody with actual potency. It’s more than just a good weed name — this strain carries genetic weight from Northern Lights and Bubba Kush, meaning it delivers the kind of body high that vetoes your whole to-do list.
The buzz is giggly, dreamy, and best enjoyed with snacks and zero ambition. Flavor-wise, it leans earthy-sweet with subtle spice. Similar to Northern Light’s effects and profile, Barrack O’Bubba is ideal for unwinding and un-governing your body after a long day campaigning.
Will it rewire your world? No, absolutely not. But it will chill you out and take off the edge for a night! Not all great men are meant to rip the house down…
Most just rearrange the furniture.
14. Titty Sprinkles
- Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
- THC Content: 16–17%
- Effects: Relaxed / Tingly / Euphoric
It’s not a typo. It’s not a drill. It’s just one of the stranger names for a weed strain.
Titty Sprinkles is real. It’s titillating (hahah). It’s got just enough THC to back up the name without sending you into orbit. This low-key indica is all about soft sensations, candy-like flavor, and the kind of body high that makes you melt into furniture like frosting on a… titty.
Floral and sweet on the nose with a sugary finish, it’s one of those strains where the vibe is the point. The strain leans toward warm tingles, mild euphoria, and the kind of giggly stillness built for comfort sitcom crashouts.
There are very few people on this planet who can resist the allure of a glittery boob cloud. Straight, gay, genderfluid, lazerbeam-hands… doesn’t matter!
Resistance is futile.
15. King Kong
- Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
- THC Content: 18–22%
- Effects: Relaxed / Euphoric / Uplifted
Here’s another strain name that isn’t the funniest but is one of my faves. Big, heavy, and hard to ignore. King Kong is a total banger regardless of its denomination.
This strain doesn’t climb buildings or swat planes out of the sky. However, it will scale your stress levels and pound them into the pavement with a smile.
From King Kong, you’ll get a well-balanced body high with enough euphoria to keep it breezy, not sedated. The scent is dank and earthy with a sweet twist. And much like Northern Lights (albeit without the CBD-heavy profile), reviews of the King Kong strain peg it as a fantastic option for pain relief and bodily relaxation.
It’s not subtle. It’s not graceful. But it is classic, chest-thumping cannabis crafted for comfort.
16. Ex-Wife
- Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
- THC Content: 23–26%
- Effects: Euphoric / Relaxed / Mentally Stimulating
It’s time to wrap this up with the only strain on this list that might steal your house and your consciousness. Ex-Wife doesn’t play nice (or fair or equitable or by forgoing alimony checks in service of dismantling patriarchal models of intimacy).
Nope! Ex-Wife is a low-blowing hybrid with THC levels that slaps harder than your last missus and, in edge cases, even punches above the revered 30% THC status.
The strain is a cross of Wedding Cake and Triangle Mints, smacking your brain with minty sweetness and then dragging you through a euphoric clarity spiral that’s part relaxing and part vaguely threatening. Somehow it’s calming and overstimulating, like all the spiciest trauma-bonded dysfunctions.
Final boss energy. Expensive taste. Unapologetic impact. Babe, trust me, you’re better off without her.
The Funniest Weed Strain Names Require the Paraphernalia to Match!
And that’s it for craziest weed names! Is there anything else to note?
Absolutely. Buy a bong fit for the novelty. If you’re not smoking Purple Monkey Balls out of either:
- 1. An opulent Mermaid Bong
- 2. A menacingly large Penis Bong
- 3. Or a bong shaped like a dinosaur (the Seshosaurus Bong!!!)
Then homie, I think you missed the memo.
Weed is therapeutic. Weed is recreational. But above all, the one thing the regulators don’t like you to say is…
Weed is seriously fucking fun.
So whether you’re partial to smoking up for hikes, flow-arts, and playing instruments (guilty!). Or you prefer something that makes modernity just, like, stop being such a nagging Karen for all of eight hours, do it with an immature giggle on your breath and a glint of defiance in your eyes.
If the label makes you snigger every time you pull out the baggie and your friends are cracking up watching you blaze a bowl out of a giant black dong, you’ve done something right.
Life’s too short to take this shit seriously anyway. 🙂
